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The London 2012 Olympics is set be a humanoid spectacle of the like never before witnessed by the world's population.

Or something like that.

But disturbing information has reached us at MWPS that reveals the organisation's entire sporting events database is stored in ***gasp* ** Excel.

A job vacancy currently advertised on the London Organising Committee of the Olympic Games (LOCOG) website is offering a competitive salary to someone who can maintain and report on data held in Microsoft's spreadsheet software. Gold, Silver and Bronze medals will be awarded along the way!

But surely the database contains hundreds if not thousands of entries - how can LOCOG possibly expect little old Excel to cope?